i never shared this with you guys but this is a selfie of me flipping shit before performing in carnegie hall
how many followers do i need to get random asks god be nosy u little shits ask me about my personal life this is fucking boring getting nothing
I would like all of these.
Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
just for the record the weather today, is slightly sarcastic with a good chance of:
a) indifference and b) disinterest in what the critics say
Sassy…that’s…that’s my leg…no please don’t fall asleep on…oh…you make a compelling argument…okay then you can have it I wasn’t using it anyhow…
DOCTOR WHO MEME - one doctor
- [eleventh doctor]
I am definitely a m a d m a n with a box!
Thermochromic table by Jay Watson
imagine banging someone on that table
imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table
Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.
What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?
aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story
American Horror Story 4 : The Table
Lemon Gerard in Kerrang!
Q: Do you help the boners? Or do you—?
A: Full service.