I feel like absolute fucking shit.

Posted 2 days ago + reblog

pornstarch:

i never shared this with you guys but this is a selfie of me flipping shit before performing in carnegie hall

pornstarch:

i never shared this with you guys but this is a selfie of me flipping shit before performing in carnegie hall


slipknaughty:

how many followers do i need to get random asks god be nosy u little shits ask me about my personal life this is fucking boring getting nothing




reelbearmedia:

tastefullyoffensive:

Artist Chris McMahon buys other people’s landscape paintings at thrift stores and puts monsters in them.

Previously: Artist Repaints His Own Childhood Drawings

I would like all of these.


crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?


wweekes:

just for the record the weather today, is slightly sarcastic with a good chance of:
a) indifference and b) disinterest in what the critics say


lucithor:

Sassy…that’s…that’s my leg…no please don’t fall asleep on…oh…you make a compelling argument…okay then you can have it I wasn’t using it anyhow…


jaceperalta:

DOCTOR WHO MEME - one doctor

  • [eleventh doctor]

I am definitely a m a d m a n with a box!



portugals-satan:

8bitatoms:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

American Horror Story 4 : The Table




Q: Do you help the boners? Or do you—?
A: Full service. 


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